The Violent Sam Called Sam Strikes Again combined!

The Sam called Sam calmly shot a Dusti again and again. Sam's (now almost completely robotic) servant, Zack came running on his little legs . Sam slapped him, while cursing, and said," You have failed me again!"

  Emperor Charles ordered her Lacees to prepare the assault on Samitopia. She turned to her adviser, Wise Yuma, and said,"Today we destroy that Sam called Sam forever!" Wise Yuma leaned heavily on her million dollar walking stick,"Do not be so hasty child." Emperor Charles ordered the attack.

The Sam called Sam aimed her gun and shot Emperor Charles's army of Lacees and Dustis. She told Zack," Unleash the drunk arics." Zack's eyes grew wide in fear but said," Yes sir!" The Sam called Sam laughed evily and said, " Today we destroy Emperor Charles and Wise Yuma!"



 The Violent Sam called Sam told her servant Zack,"Prepare the convertible I have two special people to meet!"

 Emperor Charles and Wise Yuma watched the Sam approach."Use the Drama Llamas to slow her down!"shouted Emperor Charles to Wise Yuma," You mean Jessica, Zoe, and Hana the Llamas, child?" "YES!" "very well, child."

 The Sam called Sam turned "Call me maybe" up to max volume, and put on her pink sunglasses. She drove down the highway at 80 MPH. "Baby" came on next and she started singing along. Then she saw the llamas walking towards her. "HI!" all three llamas said at once. Sam stepped on the gas and hit them all with her car and cursed her head off.

  Emperor Charles and Wise Yuma watched, shocked at how easily Sam had killed them."Well that solves one problem." Charles remarked. " I will use my sniper rifle to kill her." Wise Yuma decided.

  THe Violent Sam called Sam was almost there when, BANG! She clutched her throat and died.

  And Emperor Charles ruled Samitopia for many long years.......


THE END.

Author's Notes:
"Sam is a cheeseball in real life and Lacee loves fruity cheese dip."
"*Cries* its...beautiful!!"


REVIEWS:
"YES YOU'VE NAILED IT! this is perfect!"                                                       "I have no words."                                            "YAY I FINALLY WON!"
-Sammy Times                                                                                          -Lacee                                                           -Dusti Daily

"NO! THAT IS NOT HOW IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED!"                                         "yay good story"
-Sammy Times                                                                                         -Lacee